Ohkay! So you must be thinking is it a synopsis of a movie that every girl would say oh! I loved it I wish my life was that… Blah! Blah! Blah! BULL SHIT!!!

Proposing aint an easy task, especially when you doing with a God Dam! Ring… For every girl it is the most awaited moment and for every guy it is the most traumatic experience to go through. You have no idea what it takes to hunt down the jewelers in busiest, wackiest, craziest places of your town, see hundreds of rings which you think yeah this is good, then that’s also good… You haven’t been shopping this kind of jewelry with your mom any day. So, once you are done with the shopping of the Jewelry, now you have climbed a ladder of experience as you have ACTUALLY bought a piece ofJewelry… Go boast it to your female friends … You decide the D Day for the presenting, giving, throwing, placing the tiny circle which can lead your life to multiple brain injuries or can lead you to multiple malfunctions in your body. One Advice : DO NOT PRESENT IT ON HER BIRTHDAY , Now the reasoning : You may present it , she may say yes , chances are less but if she says so , you and her will be spending the birthday time in “Lovey Dovey” shit and her phone’s been ringing of wishes , you get pissed , and you guys want to spend time together because it’s the D DAY ( dual party ) and her irritating BFF ( Best friends forever as they say, Gosh! ) Who hate you for spending time with her all time and vice versa, would curse the shit out of herself of you stealing her friend from her and Blah! Blah! Blah! (Trust me, get used of Blah! Blah! ) Girl! where the fuck is your guy ? Does he know you are a LESBIAN!!! Poor fellow!!(Nah, he must be happy, might get invited for threesome… lucky bastard :P ) So this was the dreamy / dramatic / impractical / shitty part of the story, now the real one… It takes Millions of nerve breaking, jaw crippling and hundreds of stomach butterfly to push you and present the ring and say few golden words, but most of us don’t, we tend to make a fool out of ourselves but just giving the ring... Why not man! We had the courage of buying jewelry and giving it to a girl! Wow! And then we have to say it also :O Isn’t that supposed to be a natural phenomenon that a guy giving the special one (sorry for being sarcastic here)a ring, means that he wants to share the rest of his life cribbing with you… But No we have a different story because we are different :D We say that FRIENDS don’t give FRIENDS rings , it is too expensive for me to keep it , I might misplace it… What the fuck (that too twice) I think we might be mistaken of misplacing the mind for some time and become our cuckoo best (sometime, err most of the time, sorry) Men are born confused , strong and wise from inside yet stupid outside, we gather all our courage to present a ring to a woman but not saying the words, well yes it is tough when you are giving it on her birthday and to a specialFRIEND that has been for 2 years… Women on the other hand think that we might spoil the FRIENDSHIP; we might end up not talking Blah! Blah! (I told you to get used to it) Darling if you guys gel along that well and are comfortable like you are virtually married then how and why would this happen, it might tend to bond even more and if you guys enjoy each other’s company so well like if the female species goes berserk by teasing random pedestrians Just For Fun and flirting with moron’s while with you Just For Fun and then asks you to handle the situation or while a moving Mercedes passes by you roll down your window and make a sign of L (loser) and shout “Loser” like you have won a match, then roll up the window and ask your special FRIEND to floor the accelerator and with hysteria the male species (traumatized) says “Dude he has a Merc… he will catch us anywhere we’d go or how fast can I go against him…” You have seen the person in the ugliest of her dresses or in weirdest of her just woke up and doing household work forms and still tend to gaze her all the time and love her for that , for a girl whom you have waited minimum of 2 hours to get ready for a party , well I saw a flick while she was getting ready :P Being the most impatient guy, never lost my patience with her, in fact it taught me more. And yes you are the only FRIEND who helps her shift her place most of the times , with shopping and setting of the house like it’s your own and still you are termed as FRIENDS while her imaginary boyfriend is enjoying somewhere as her FRIEND sets up the place , for the imaginary boyfriend and her to cozy up huh! ? Sorry I deviated myself from dreaming went into reality :P where was I , yeah so once you done with the ring ceremony and not saying shit out of your mouth and getting the ring back , you go back with a confused face that what if I said what I did not give it or oh shit! I wasted few grand’s /time /energy for this? Then you pretend to go in solitude for a while , your friends ( normal friends )tease your or curse you for not saying shit , but it’s easy said than done, no one knows the moment of jeopardy that time , the neutrons , protons , chromosomes which go berserk while taking out the ring… And the most hilarious part, you are not invited to her birthday party , instead her EX- boyfriend gets the invitation… how SADIST =)) So the reality is done, now, usually you won’t talk for couple of days , weeks , months and one fine day when you are your arrogant best and full with male egoism, you might get a call in the night of a partially intoxicated woman, scolding you like your English teacher “ Where are you , why are you lost , why are showing attitude , why are uploading pictures with style on facebook ( hold on... WTF did that mean :O ) yeah so, why are you doing this and that ,why you not meeting , lady I think I made a fool out of myself while giving you thering and you created the awkward silence and then said that you are just a buddy , friendship goes deeper not to a next level and I don’t date my friends (whom do you date? vampires, who have no blood and can’t get an erection ? or the mafia ones who can protect you with guns or provide you all the luxury ?or a person who has been there for you for past 2 years without expecting anything , listening to your childish theories of life and post depression of something happened. Wake up, this is life everyone goes through it, weak one’s make barriers and strong one’s write blogs :P Yeah so after this partial intoxicated conversation and you grinning like a horse on the other end, you tend to meet the person and go with a pleasant smile and seeing her with the wittiest and craziest smile as if you are dead. I really don’t understand , I gave the ring , you said no and some stupid theories , and then when I act as a normal FRIEND , then I am mentally harassed after some intoxication… :-s Should I give the ring back ? Have you changed your mind or you need to go on a shopping spree / party or have some work again? The ring proposers who have been kept aside as the last option for love would be confused all the time thinking that what exactly does it mean… You are with the person 24/7 as if you are in a live in and when the work is almost done(house shift, setting, shopping) then the person comes up and says I am dating someone and he wants to meet you and the best part there is no name of the person =)) Why, are you scared of admitting that you might fall and break your rule? Or he might fall again? Baby, the guy never fell apart, he gave you his whole heart, had the guts to love someone again after an experience in past (yes most guy’s are strong enough to do that, how cool are we :P) So the story ends with a very confusing conclusion , synopsis , dilemma... As there is NO END till yet or never will be… There will be a long separation and war of the LEO and SCROPIO EGO and not accepting the mistake rather not realizing how much the person was hurt by the pretending act no matter what he tried to be there so that you don’t pretend but was proven WRONG… So you won girl, have a happy seldom life with your imaginary boyfriends, the real ones might just end up with not better than you but with a person who has a heart :) (That hurt right, it pinched me too) and yes the RING is still with me, never sold it neither can give it to someone else, it is and was always for you. .. Moral : Do not propose with a ring until and unless you have someone pointing a “9 MM Berretta” at you or it is your last day and you know whatever happens you are eventually going to die .